[TRUMP]
How does Hamilton
A rap-inspired
Hit, nonconformin’
Broadway Performance
Somehow endorse an
America of diversity
Where anyone can express their opinion
Regardless of who’s winning?

Mike Pence was in the room when it happened
With the boos and the clappin’
The news was recappin’
I didn’t go cuz I was
confused by the rappin’
But I’ll respond anyway

Dear Hamilton:
I don’t do tweetstorms
But when sweet Mike P.
Attended your musical
He just wanted to see
An oversensitive VP
Fighting an imagined slight
Then you go and ask him
to defend your rights!
Now you call yourselves “anxious”
Say that you’re “alarmed”
That you’re “truly hopeful”
This is a call to arms!
I’ve been harmed
I have the honor to be Your Great Big Leader
@ realdonaldtrump

[HAMILTON]
Mr. future President:
The VP demands an apology
And then Hamilton says no
Disagreement in a theater leads to war
We’re exactly re-enacting our show!
Even if I said what you think I said
Don’t you think this is getting a little meta?
After 212 years you’d think we’d be doing better
And yet a—

New president can’t cope
With a little poke of our cautious hope
Wishes that we hadn’t spoke
What a tired trope.
Apologize for being woke? Sorry, but Nope.
I have the honor to be Your American Musical,
@ HamiltonMusical

[TRUMP]
Careful how you proceed, good show
I don’t care about your Tonys good show
You must create a safe space even though safe spaces
are for the weak, Good show.

[HAMILTON]
I’m sorry if it seemed rude
I can’t help if the audience booed.
All we did was stand and share a
hopeful message
It’s on you if that’s offensive.

[TRUMP]
I’m coming, Hamilton.
Richard Rodgers. Now.
Look. Out.

[HAMILTON]
Sold out.

[HAMILTON/TRUMP]
I have the honor to be selling out until 2020

[HAMILTON]
@ Hamiltonmusical

[TRUMP]
@ realdonaldtrump